阻碍


道を歩いていたら、知らないおばちゃんにいきなり

 

 

「うちのTVが映らんのやっ!」

って言われて…

 

そこから

Aメロ:若いんがどんちゃんうるさいんや。「近所迷惑だろうがっ!」って言うてやったんや。うちやってそんぐらいは言うで~

そしたら次の日からTVが全部映らんようなったんや!そんなことしてええの?それはいくら何でもやったらいかんやろ!

Bメロ:警察も呼んだんや。あいつらはたいぎぃ(訛:めんどくさい)なんやろな~相手にしてくれんのや。もうどうせぇいうん、うちはニュースも観れんのやで、こんなおばさんになったらTVくらいしかすることないやで

 

からのサビ

「うちのTVが映らんのやっ!」

 

Aメロ→Bメロ→サビ

のループです。

 

一時間ループしました。

途中から、僕の合いの手が入ります。

Aメロ:若いんがどんちゃんうるさいんや。「近所迷惑だろうがっ!」って言うてやったんや。

僕「ほぅッ」

うちやってそんぐらいは言うで~

僕「ほぅッほぅッ」

そしたら次の日からTVが全部映らんようなったんや!

僕「えええええ!」

そんなことしてええの?それはいくら何でもやったらいかんやろ!

僕「それはやったらあかんすねぇ」※頭の中「ほんまかいな」

Bメロ:警察も呼んだんや。あいつらはたいぎなんやろな~相手にしてくれんのや。

僕「民事ですしね~」※頭の中「証拠があったら刑事か・・・」

もうどうせぇいうん、うちはニュースも観れんのやで、こんなおばさんになったらTVくらいしかすることないやで

僕「それは困りますねぇ」+「てかおばちゃん元気っすね、おいくつですか?」

「85も6もなるわ~」

サビ「うちのTVが映らんのやっ!」

僕「電気屋呼んでみてもらったほうがいいちゃうんすか」

 

一時間これしてました。

 

 

僕は暇なんかな…

 

 

 

 

次会って直ってなかったら、家の中見に行ってあげようかなと思います。

多分それで解決する気しかしない

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